i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’
WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME
Hey it’s the dancing milk emoticon
He was like my favourite emoticon when I was in Year 7
Although the penis that was running on its testicles was a close second
(Source: beeblejuice, via mixedupsou-l)
i don’t understand why some people want the power to freeze things or fly or be invisible
dude imagine if you could stop time
like you could literally just stop time for a year and just do nothing or write a book
or you could stop time at night and literally have a full night’s worth of sleep in less than a second
you’d have so much time to do whatever you want
wow, i could get even more procrastinating done!
But importantly would I age while time was stopped?
That is a really important question. I mean you could do loads of stuff but you’d be ageing at a slightly faster than normal rate
So fucking powerful.
Oh.. I never under stood before but…. Oh
I see this as a great metaphor for the Conservative Party. Outwardly, some of our policies might seem like ‘fucking the poor’, but on closer examination, our policies actually help the poor